I want to cuddle with a panda?

Question

Would any zoos let me?

Answer 1

Maybe a petting zoo, but there simply aren't very many pandas in captivity, and while they are gentle creatures, they are also very strong, so you might end up with a broken neck, not out of aggression, but simply because they don't know their own strength.

Answer 2

A panda would eat your face, so no.

Answer 3

They'll sell you a stuffed one in the gift shop.

Answer 4

No because a panda may feel threatened.

Answer 5

You could try to bribe someone that works there

Answer 6

Not pandas, but some might let you cuddle a Koala Bear. In fact the zoo in Cairns Australia will let you do that (for a price). My wife and I did that back in 1996.

Answer 7

No, they would not. Inter allia other reasons, they would not let you near a panda for health and safety reasons.

Answer 8

Only try to cuddle with a panda cub. I think you can go to China, pay a fee, and get to cuddle with panda cubs. They are approachable, not defensive and they are not as strong or dangerous as the adults.

Answer 9

Only if you make out your will, holding them harmless and leaving all your money and property to the zoo. Pandas may look cute but they are Carnivores, after all.

Answer 10

pandas are pretty violent. they are bears, you know. you wouldn't snuggle with a grizzly, right?