Have you ever taught your PET ROCK any tricks? If so, what are they?

Answer 1

I taught him how to walk on water, now he thinks he is Jesus.

Answer 2

I taught mine to be a doorstop.
He's been a very quick learner and it's like he was born for it..

Answer 3

I taught my pet rock how to stay. Pretty easy, actually.

Answer 4

Taught mine to skip, but never saw it again.

Answer 5

My pet rock Smokey can sit and heel

Answer 6

My Rock, Felix, can juggle with four chainsaws.
Also, when Felix hangs out with his friend Rex the pebble, they play pairs tennis, and are quite good actually.