Impossible to get a ******* ticket where I live. I officially give up trying. Can you believe that?

Update: I needed a moving violation ticket for which they require you to sign and which I was going to refuse so I could get arrested LOL but I GIVE UP. I feel like they know what I’m up to and so they collectively ignore me
Update 2: All I wanted was a ******* ticket but no tickets for me. I passed by the police station very slowly without my seat belt like 3 times with cops getting out the parking lot but nothing. Sped up when I saw a cop again nothing. Even drove around sipping beer but no luck. The struggle is real
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