Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 7 months ago

As an oil company CEO, should I bribe my buddies Bolton and Pompeo to start a war in Iran so oil prices can go back up?


I'm kind of in a bind here... :(

Oh and bail me out when the next recession happens.

Update 2:

I overproduced too much oil. So killing people is the solution. :)

Update 3:

@u bin called, You should ask Oil Company CEOs that. I'm only being satirical.

5 Answers

  • 7 months ago
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    Hell, it worked well for George W. Bush when he invaded Iraq and stole their oil for American oil companies!

    Aren't all you Republicans dirty like that?

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  • 7 months ago

    don't your TV shows ever come up with clever bad guys?

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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    Under THIS President.. the USA is energy independent for the FIRST time in over 75 years... the rag-heads can shove their oil up their assses

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  • 7 months ago

    You Couldn't run a hot dog stand

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  • bil
    Lv 7
    7 months ago

    Or, you could have voted Hillary.

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