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Anonymous asked in TravelAustraliaOther - Australia · 7 months ago

Fellow Australians, what name should I give to my 1st born child?

Yoshi is pleased to announce his girlfriend has given birth to his 1st born child, a healthy baby boy weighing just at 2,500 grams. He has my eyes, skin tone, hair color AND face, almost like how I looked when I was a newborn. I promise to raise this newborn with my girlfriend with all the best I can offer him when it comes to education, emotional IQ development (including empathy), IQ stimulation, relationship skills, etc. He will be a perfect example of tomorrow's metrosexual.

I intend to have him indoctrinated before the age of 10 with my doctrines set out for a new kind of metrosexual, I will redefine the concept of metrosexuality,

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  • 7 months ago

    congratulations to you all...…….back in 2015

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  • Zirp
    Lv 7
    7 months ago

    Something not too common

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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    call it QUITS as fools like you should not breed

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  • Dj2541
    Lv 7
    7 months ago

    Call the poor little thing "Immaculate" as in immaculate conception or you could call him "Virgin" as in it has to be a virgin birth? You could also find out the name of the Home delivery man from Woolies or the local Butchers name as one of them is the most likely father?

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  • Luke
    Lv 7
    7 months ago

    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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  • 7 months ago

    His obviously half Asian and half Aussie. So call him Australasia for his Asian dad and Aussie mum.

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  • 7 months ago

    you claim to be homosexual yoshi

    • 7 months agoReport

      Bisexual

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  • 7 months ago

    Hoges or if all else fails Bruce

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  • 7 months ago

    Try Quinn that would be pretty dope

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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    Great, another moron to pester people in the future.

    • 7 months agoReport

      He will have my account

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