What is the worst or most embarrassing date you have ever been on?

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  • 5 months ago

    He told me he “didn’t shower for two weeks in case I liked musk down there.” We were dating for approximately two weeks on that date.. minutes later he asked if I would be fine shoving ping pong balls up my holes and then rolling them around and pulling them out. I will never be that traumatized again in my life.

  • 5 months ago

    I haven’t had a bad or embarrassing date but I did once knock a drink all over a girl at a house party. Worst date night I’ve had was with my ex when we went to see the Conjuring 2. **** that film.

  • 5 months ago

    I picked up this drunk girl at a bar,

    When I was younger, and going to college,

    She was stealing beer from behind the bar when the bartender wasn't looking,

    I gave her a ride home.

    During the ride home,

    She tells me that she is a vampire and she likes the taste of blood,

    She wasn't joking.

    Next thing I know, while I'm driving my car, she jumps on top of me and starts ripping at my neck with her teeth.

    It wasn't a turn on, it was painful.

    I stop the car and push her back to her seat.

    Then,

    I look in my rear-view

    And a cop is there, walking toward my car.

    She leans over and tells the cop that her father is chief of police and he is going to get fired if we get in trouble.

    Apparently the cop bought it and he let us go

    She attacked me again while I was driving,

    This time I stopped and I opened my door

    And I pushed her out onto the ground,

    But she pulled me down with her,

    We were rolling around on the ground, she was biting me all over the place the whole time,

    I finally got her back to her car,

    We pull up to her front driveway

    And I open her door, push her out onto her lawn,

    And I drive away.

  • 5 months ago

    My very first date. We went to a restaurant and looked up to see my father standing at the window watching us.

    My Dad was creepy.

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