Can someone explain to me why it's so bad to cheat on my wife?

Okay this may seems like a joke question but it's not. I've asked stuff like this before. My wife is currently in a medically induced coma and it has been about 3 months. I haven't gotten laid, my kids are all free ranged and doing whatever they want. I'm bored and I need loving from someone if... show more Okay this may seems like a joke question but it's not. I've asked stuff like this before. My wife is currently in a medically induced coma and it has been about 3 months. I haven't gotten laid, my kids are all free ranged and doing whatever they want. I'm bored and I need loving from someone if she's not waking up. This is the only situation where I think it's okay to cheat. I deserve this.
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