What do I do? I had sex with my landlord in exchange for more time on rent and now she's pregnant!?

Answer 1

She must have been really fat, ugly, and lonely for her agree to that exchange. And to answer your question, well... the only thing I know is that you're in deep doody. Now if you had a meaningful set of values that serve your overall best interest then you wouldn't be in this predicament. But here's a helpful tip. If she comes after you for child support then remember that the family courts are totally gynocentric. If you don't what that means then you will. Toodles.

Answer 2

Get an abortion

Answer 3

You know what they say: "Momma's baby, Poppa's maybe."

Answer 4

You make sure she keeps the child and then you raise him or her, it was both your responsibilities to prevent pregnancy in the first place so now you deal with it and become a great parent to the life you created.

Answer 5

You hope she doesn't keep it.