Ah yes. Obedience. The only real thing we need take from the Bible's august, crinkly pages. Obey, you little mofos!! Or I'll ******* smite the shite out of you-- so sayeth the Lord. Did anyone else picture Sam Jackson delivering that in his best Angry Man voice? Yep.
Hey, you keep trolling here. I, for one, appreciate your 'efforts'. If not trolling, hell and bells of St. Lucifer, it's even, dare I say it, funnier. I dare. I dare.