How do I train my pet rock to sit?

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  • 8 months ago
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    This one is difficult, especially rocks. You wanna be nice, when it's standing on the ground just lightly tap it and say sit, when it sits give it lots of praise. Repeat until the rock sits without using your tapping.

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  • 8 months ago

    Throw stones at it.

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  • 8 months ago

    you smash yourself you dont get on here and make this a joke for me you are not a joking feeler

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  • Pearl
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    you dont have to, hes probably already sitting

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  • 8 months ago

    You can't.

    Rocks have a religious objection to sitting.

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  • Frank
    Lv 5
    8 months ago

    You throw it on to the ground (preferably muddy) and SCREAM "STAY" at it.

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