Americans; would you rather fly to England than go to Canada on vacation?

I would! England is a swell country. It's the country of Sir Elton John, Queen, Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, Ozzy Osbourne, Sherlock Holmes, Robin Hood, Monty Python, James Bond, Eastenders, great football teams, sexy women, etc. Not to mention their kickass Empire. Their food is delicious to boot. Who cares about... show more I would!

England is a swell country. It's the country of Sir Elton John, Queen, Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, Ozzy Osbourne, Sherlock Holmes, Robin Hood, Monty Python, James Bond, Eastenders, great football teams, sexy women, etc. Not to mention their kickass Empire. Their food is delicious to boot. Who cares about the rain and the bad politics?

Plus, they have Brexit now.

Canada is just a frozen bleak wasteland. It's overpriced and overrun by black people, Asians (who run and bought all the cities), Indians, Muslims (complete with countless terror attacks), Hispanics and Jews. Canadians hate Americans for no reason whatsoever. Their food sucks. Their women are f*cking disgusting to look at. And their leader is the most effeminate gutless cuck in the history of world politics!

Their only exports are Drake, Justin Bieber and crappy hockey teams.

Jolly ol England ftw!!!!!!!!
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