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Anonymous asked in EnvironmentOther - Environment · 1 year ago

How many times did a bird poop on you?

Like actually poop on you? For me, like 4 times. It pooped 2 times on my school uniform shirt and once on my school uniform skirt, and once on my shoes (not uniform thank god). Its happening way too often and i'm so annoyed. Is this normal?

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    She did it just the once before I sent her home back t her mother

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  • 1 year ago

    Having a parrot, this happens quite often. We've taught her how to poop on demand before we pick her up off the cage but she still lets loose sometimes. We make sure not to wear good clothes when she's on our shoulders.

    My favorite though, was driving to work one day and a seagull swooped low over my car, dropping a bomb on my hood that splattered up my windshield in a beautiful fan pattern. It looked like an entire milkshake was thrown at my car.

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  • 1 year ago

    Lol you must hang out under lots of trees and telephone wires.

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  • 1 year ago

    Pigeon poop

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  • 1 year ago

    I got pooped on by a bird smack dab on the back of my hand. I sat there and freaked out while my mom cleaned it up with tissues and sanitizer. Thank God for moms. Apparently it's good luck, looks like you've got a lot of it!

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  • 1 year ago

    a chicken took a crap when it was balancing on my head if that counts

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  • Pearl
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    none that i rernernber, thats weird, they dont seern to do that where i arn

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  • 1 year ago

    Just once. That was enough. It was a gull and they are pretty big birds.

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  • Mog
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    I used to have a parakeet. He’d perch on my shoulder a lot and poop on me a lot.

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  • Bob
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    sounds like bad karma

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