How many times did a bird poop on you?

Question

Like actually poop on you? For me, like 4 times. It pooped 2 times on my school uniform shirt and once on my school uniform skirt, and once on my shoes (not uniform thank god). Its happening way too often and i'm so annoyed. Is this normal?

Answer 1

Probably 3 times.

Answer 2

They say it's good luck. My mother was once in a car with the window down (no arm out) and a bird somehow diagonally shit on her. God I laughed so hard.

Answer 3

Never