What sholud I put in my swimming pool?

Answer 1

Kittens and a shark

Answer 2

chlorine, life preservers (just in case)

Answer 3

Lizards

Answer 4

swimmers

Answer 5

You sholud put Jehovah Witnesses in there, and anyone else you'd rather wolud stop coming to the door. (But if you put any cookie-selling girl scouts in there, keep the cookies, those are good.)