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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 6 months ago

Is folding socks a good superpower?

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  • 6 months ago
    Best Answer

    No - not really.

    Knowing WHY you always have an ODD number of socks would be a superpower....

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    p.s. All jokes aside, I discovered back in my university days why socks disappear - when no one is looking, one sock in a pair will fly to a closet and hang itself up - then, by the process of sock metamorphosis, it will turn into a wire coat hanger. This process continues until you have just three socks of each type and color. This is the reason you always gain wire coat hangers and lose socks....it's also why you will always have different colors of wire coat hangers in your closet....*

    "You will never have an even number of a given color of sock:" Murphy's 5th Law.

    Source(s): *Migration and Metamorphosis of Domestic Socks: A New Discovery (Does Not Include Wild Socks or Argyle Socks): - Β© 2002 by Patrick McIrish.
  • dj
    Lv 5
    6 months ago

    I never fold them just put one inside the other.

  • 6 months ago

    It's LEAPS and BOUNDS ABOVE the REST!.............πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    • Laughing BOY
      Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      Seeing HER LEGS makes me HUNGRY for CHICKEN..........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    Only if you fuse them into sock balls.

    • Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      And throw them at the criminals.

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  • 6 months ago

    You know just the other day I reached into my sock drawer for a new pair of socks and when I was unrolling them I said "what the hell is this?" I felt something crunchy. It to be 2 $100 bills."Cool", I said. So to answer your question, no.

    • Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      I'd say that was pretty super!πŸ˜πŸ‘

  • 6 months ago

    I don’t know. Fold all my laundry for me and I’ll let you know.

  • 6 months ago

    Who dare to do that in front of the people if not being superpower.

    • Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      Yes! Criminals hate that. They leave town, and move to Vegas.

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