1st Danish Dynamite - Absolute moron, all he offers is stupidity, backtracking, excuses, bigotry, conspiracy theories, and more stupidity. Such stupidity includes labeling teams like Hoffenheim and Leipzig "world class" and thinking Denmark is the second best team in the world because they bus parked France to a 0-0 draw.
2nd Pulister - Another backtracker, claimed City were gonna win the quadruple then denied he ever said it after he was wrong yet again. Also believes the moon landing was a hoax and doesn't even watch games, he just looks at the scoreline and then automatically decides the winner must have dominated - Other gems include claiming Gabriel Jesus is better than Firmino and a man can kill a wolf or tiger with his bare hands.
3rd Ryan, petty little girly obsessive man with stalker tendencies who sits on the fence offering nothing, yet critiques other users like he's the oracle of all knowledge in the world.
4th John, Liar, claimed his was from Bristol and a Bristol City fan, then denied saying it, most of his contributions are rimming other users vigorously or one-sentence fail attempts at being funny, he's also a petty jealous little guy who's jealous of my succesful sex-life.
5th The Football Historian, Steve McClaren is a world class manager, every trophy except league titles and the CL is scrap metal, nuff said.
I may be missing some but we're dealing with a LOT of absolute morons infesting this place so I may have overlooked people, or you're just irrelevant, you should know if we're enemies or not.