Justin Michelangelo Bieber is an avid GOP supporter. In fact, he has written a least four pieces of legislation regarding colonizing the moon in the name of capitalism. Mr. Bieber is a devoted NRA member who once served as a faithful intern in for Sarah Palin in the 2008 Presidential election. However, he has not let this defeat cripple his American spiri; he quickly rose to power under the Trump administration as the Sr. Moon Colony Expert. "I am honored to be such a huge part of the greatest authoritarian regime this country has ever seen." Bieber tearfully states, "My prayers have been answered and I am humbled. God bless the USA."
Throughout his successful political career, Bieber has continuously faced allegations that he is a native Canadian, but these rumors have been deemed false by the credible and reliable Alex Jones. Justin Bieber currently lives in an undisclosed NORAD location with his wife, Martha and their two golden retrievers.