My grandma was mauled by my neighbor’s dog. What should I do?
Well my sweet Nana started to yell ‘help Billy help!’ so I threw my beer at it. I hit the dog in the head and it ran off (but I soaked Nana in beer and she stunk like booze at church).
So now what? Obviously my neighbors dog will have to be put to sleep. Should I also sew my neighbors or the city? Thanks!