how do you get your boyfriend to fix his very crooked teeth and he has too much saliva?

Answer 1

give him a hospital mask

Answer 2

you simple go up to him and awkwardly however gently bite his teeth.

Answer 3

Are YOU going to pay for his orthodontics? And you can't "fix saliva". Why are you dating him if he is so repuslsive to you? What a joy you must be.