Ha ha ha...did you hear the one about the guy in the flood? He climbed a tree, a boat came by and asked if he needed help, he said no, God would save him. Then a helicopter, same answer, then he drowned. He arrived at Heaven, and he asked God why didn't he save him? God said "For Christ's sakes, I sent you a boat and a helicopter, what more did you want"? Moral of the story: Don't be stupid.