Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 9 months ago

Can you tell me some priest jokes?

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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago
    Best Answer

    A priest and an alter boy walk into a gay bar......

    The next day the priest is magically sent to Lebanon by the Vatican where he escapes American Law Enforcement since that country conveniently doesn't have an extradition order with the US. lol

  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    A letter from the Bishop:

    Dear Father Jim. Some corrections on the service you held last night.

    The Trinity is never to be referred to as "Big Daddy, Junior and The Spook" Christ and disciples are never to be called "J.C. and the gang." The taking of sacramental wine is never to be referred to as "Some glow for the show". Nuns are never to be referred to as "Penguins with racks."

    And your closing announcement was supposed to be about a taffy pulling contest at St Peters, not a peter pulling contest at St Taffy's.

    I suspect you had a bit too much "Glow for the show" before the service. Verily I say unto thee, watch your butt!

    ~The Bishop

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