You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
Bitcoin is worth nothing, either, of course, nor is any other cryptocurrency. (I mean... they're worth whatever some fool is willing to pay for them and I don't deny you can make money trying to predict where fools are going with this, but still...)
A nation of salesmen.
That's what they sold first and foremost... the dream...
Hollywood has as much to do, if not more, with American power as the U.S. military does.
It's all about selling a dream.
That currency will not float forever...