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Okay jew Boys and girls, gather up, it's jew joke time!
Ahmed, a Palestinian orphan, has to ride 15 miles each day just to get to school on a bike with no pedals. To make it worse, he only has one leg.
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Gasta read this here joke too!
A new rabbi has just arrived in the area and is interviewing one of the All-Female-Jew Kibbutzas.
The Kibbutz Madam there tells him they've had a terrible time lately.
First, the German tourists came thru and raped all the girls except lill Juicy-lipz Shalome.
Then, the Spanish came thru and, again, raped all the members except lill Juicy-lipz Shalome.
Then, the French. Again, lill Juicy-lipz Shalome was spared.
"Tell me "madame" said the rabbi, "Why is litle Shalome immune to the depravities of these barbarians?"
"Well", she said, "lill Juicy-lipz Shalome don't go in for that kind of thing!"
Bonus jew-joke dee-luxe!
walking down the street in telAviv, on the way home from the jewbar, Judas Karlmarx saw his dad who had about 50 palestinian 5year old kids tied up in a row, pouring petrol on them and setting them on fire.
slightly amazed (and mighty happy, too) he walked over and asked 'dad, what exactly are you doing?'
to which he glanced up from his work and replied, 'oh about 15 Pals to the gallon'
here's the last one (and I mean it this time, you hear?)
What's black and doesn't work?
Half of telAviv
Okay jews, that's it, have a great day and be nice to your folks (but not too nice, knowhatmean?)