By the way Paul what the **** this is a serious question, come on. Why would you give out that kind of answer? You know what you're looking at? Yeah, that's right. Agnostic atheist with an IQ of 172 on the WAIS-IV scale. I've received numerous invitations to Mensa, all of which I have declined. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading at a collegiate level when I was 8. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They're already calling me the next Nikola Tesla. I'm working on a theory right now which is basically Einstein's Theory of Relativity, except expanded -- which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize.
Really now, don't take that Paul seriously, he thinks flirting with the IRS agents will make his tax fraud disappear. It's because people find out their IQ by scratching their bumhole. It's how I figured out mine. The more brown stuff that comes out, the smarter you are. I see a Nobel Prize in your future!
Anyways, itchy a hole, smelly fingers and brown finger nails? you're showing the classic signs of demonic posession, specifically a kanbari haunting. Likely, your failure to worship the spirit has caused it to curse your a hole. If you're confident in your calligraphy, a few simple seals should be enough to ward the kanbari off. otherwise, you're going to have to pray, regularly, until the spirit is placated. Get on your knees and clasp your hands together over the toilet bowl in prayer at least twice a day. If symptoms worsen, increase frequency and go to a church, explain everything, and get exorcised ASAP. Do it quickly, before the demon finishes incubating and rips it way out of your body.