Why is it that all you fat, stupid Americans are so obsessed with your genealogy? You're about as German as a coconut crab. And as for your other bullshit claims that you're Danish or Dutch or Anglo-Saxon English, that's all nonsense too. You're a boring, run of the mill tubby Yank who thinks it makes a person sound more interesting to talk about who their grandparents grandparents shagged. Come to England and try telling the people you meet that you're English, or better yet "Anglo-Saxon." Then see the reactions you get. You could do with eating more fruit and laying off the crisps and cola. If the pictures you've posted are actually of you, then the concensus is that you look like a Bulgarian streetwalker anyway. Your "culture" consists of hanging about in strip malls and pretending that you have a culture. Nobody anywhere in Europe would claim any affinity with you. Try being proud about something you did and not a boring, random accident of birth. You've nothing to be proud of.