I don';t have any food in the house and am thinking about eating my large potted plant?

I was thinking that since it is a plant, there are carbs in it and that wil probably fill me iup. I am on a NO CARB Diet because I am going to the MALLIBU beach for Spring Break next year but I am just really hungry so I thin k that taking a small bite out of the plant would be okay for just this time what do you... show more I was thinking that since it is a plant, there are carbs in it and that wil probably fill me iup. I am on a NO CARB Diet because I am going to the MALLIBU beach for Spring Break next year but I am just really hungry so I thin k that taking a small bite out of the plant would be okay for just this time what do you think?

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