Sure. Next time you're near a military base, walk up to some chick in a set of combat fatigues, and tell her that dressing like that, AND with a short haircut, is an ABOMINATION unto whatever God you currently believe in, and offer to have intercourse with her, so that she may know the TRUE JOY of sex the way YOUR God designed it.
Then start hugging and kissing her, and undressing her, gently but passionately.
Then post here, which hospital you're in, so that the other Believers can aim their prayers thataway, for your full and speedy recovery.
Two nieces and a grand-daughter, military vets, any one of which might snap you like a twig.