Well, if the Right were as Orwellian and heavy-handed as the Left always is, the government would create a series of TV ads featuring famous he-men preaching the Official Doctrine of Appropriate Behavior for Males:
"Hi there! Tom Cruise here! You know me. I'm America's favorite tough guy. You've probably seen me in 'A Few Good Men.' 'The Color of Money.' 'Mission Impossible.' 'More Mission Impossible.' 'Still More Mission Impossible.' Anyway, you know that I'M NO SISSY! I HATE sissies. They make me PUKE. My good buddy John Travolta hates sissies too. He's a real tough guy, just like me. And whenever John and I get together at our Scientology meetings, we always have a few good laughs about all the SISSIES in Hollywood and how much we hate them. But the sad part is that there are a lot of sissies in the world these days. And their numbers are growing. That's why John and I are asking you to help us STAMP OUT sissies in America by GETTING INVOLVED. You can do that by calling the National Alliance Against Sissy-ism for tips on how YOU can help. Please do it TODAY, and let's ALL make America a SISSY-FREE nation. Thank you."