What am I facing in court?
This lady was writing me a parking ticket.
I said to the meter maid:
"HOW DARE YOU WRITE ME A TICKET! THAT'S IT, I AM GOING TO BITE YOU!"
And as I walked towards her she was all like:
"Nonononononononononononononononono..." and I bit her and she was all like: "WAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Just then a cop came up to the meter maid and was all: "What happened, why are you crying and bleeding?"
And the meter maid was all: "This man bit me."
And the cop was all: "Oh my freaking god how dare you bite the meter maid, thats it you are under arrest!"
I was booked and released on a $500 dollar bond. I have a court date next month. What am I facing in court?