Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 years ago

When you buy a cork board, do you have to pay thumb tax?

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  • 2 years ago
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    Perhaps the only "tax" that is bought.

    I hope my answer isn't tacky.

    :-)

  • 2 years ago

    I only pay a thumb tax when hitch hiking.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    I tried to get around thumb taxes by using nails..

    They then said I owed finger nail taxes.

    I refused to pay the taxes,& ran out.Yet,before I got to my car,

    IRS thugs shot me; Pinning me to the board.

    I escaped,but they didn't forget me;

    No,,they definitely made me bullet-in board material!

  • 2 years ago

    No,you must pay the thumb tax just for having thumbs.Not to mention the pole tax for having a pole.

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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    hehehe

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    I think of it more as a cork screw.

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