Can a few of us volunteer to watch the next Miss America pageant with Gretchen?

We wouldn t want her fired and forced into the G.O.T. walk of shame. Don t forget that eliminating the beauty portion of a beauty pageant, gives clock-stoppers and two-baggers an equal opportunity.
Update: To "missing VITAL information." Gretchen Carlson, a former Miss America, who won by swishing her then lovely, swimsuit clad booty is now chairperson of the M.A. board of directors. She's also a former Fox News Channel talking head (or in her case a talking upper torso) who came out saying that... show more To "missing VITAL information." Gretchen Carlson, a former Miss America, who won by swishing her then lovely, swimsuit clad booty is now chairperson of the M.A. board of directors. She's also a former Fox News Channel talking head (or in her case a talking upper torso) who came out saying that chairperson Roger Ailes had been a nasty, nasty boy. Gretch has come out saying no more swimsuit competition and so women will now be judged on intellect. Have you ever seen those interviews?
Update 2: See Game of Thrones for an explanation of the Walk of Shame. We don't want to put her through that, even when she destroys the pageant.
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