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Anonymous asked in TravelUnited KingdomCardiff · 2 years ago

How do you picture a cultural/traditional Welsh wedding?

For me it's exactly like this:

-Morbidly obese pig faced (hence ugly) bridesmaids

-Mean looking lads in tuxedos

-The chubby tattooed bride in her lingerie NOT wedding dress

-The roider and alcoholic groom

-The "priest" swearing and spitting at the alter

-The groom and bride shagging and having sex at the alter

-the groom dragging the bride by her hair down the "aisle"

-the reception will consist of drinking excessively, brawling....newlyweds, relatives, family, guest all fighting each other.

-a few people may get killed.

-the wedding ends with a gunshot!

-oh and as always there are a few terrified sheep going "please get me out of here!"

Ahh....lovely Wales!

And by the way, those druid/Celtic weddings are more Scottish, Irish, and rural Engerlish!

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  • 2 years ago

    This a 'police' wedding?

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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Have you ever actually been to Wales?

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  • John P
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    2 years ago

    Your "picture" could culturally apply to several parts of the British Isles, if all the stories are to be believed.

    Just a moment, I will ask the nice oldish Welsh lady sitting near me at a computer in our library in southern England if her experience of weddings in Wales matches your picture.

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  • 2 years ago

    What's up your nose?

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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    "The groom and bride shagging and having sex at the alter"

    They didn't bring any sheep along for the guests?

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  • 2 years ago

    Like a yank can even point out Wales on a map let alone know anything about the place.

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  • Jamie
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    2 years ago

    The Welsh have inhabited the British Isles much longer than the biggest tribe , the English , so whatever they do you need to get used to because I do not think they are leaving .

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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    I don't picture it. I'm not a prejudiced d i c k hole like you.

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