How do you picture a cultural/traditional Welsh wedding?

For me it's exactly like this: -Morbidly obese pig faced (hence ugly) bridesmaids -Mean looking lads in tuxedos -The chubby tattooed bride in her lingerie NOT wedding dress -The roider and alcoholic groom -The "priest" swearing and spitting at the alter -The groom and bride shagging and having sex at... show more For me it's exactly like this:

-Morbidly obese pig faced (hence ugly) bridesmaids
-Mean looking lads in tuxedos
-The chubby tattooed bride in her lingerie NOT wedding dress
-The roider and alcoholic groom
-The "priest" swearing and spitting at the alter
-The groom and bride shagging and having sex at the alter
-the groom dragging the bride by her hair down the "aisle"
-the reception will consist of drinking excessively, brawling....newlyweds, relatives, family, guest all fighting each other.
-a few people may get killed.
-the wedding ends with a gunshot!
-oh and as always there are a few terrified sheep going "please get me out of here!"

Ahh....lovely Wales!

And by the way, those druid/Celtic weddings are more Scottish, Irish, and rural Engerlish!
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