"If I were you..." "With all due respect..." "No offense!" "I could care less!" Why do people say such stupid things??

Answer 1

They think we care what they have to say.

Answer 2

No offense, but I couldnt careless

With due respect, if I were you, I wouldn't ever worry

Answer 3

No offense, but do you mean "I couldn't care less?" At the end of the day, it doesn't really matter, d'ya know what I mean?

Answer 4

Everybody says that. It doesn’t sound stupid at all.

Answer 5

No offense, But they are dumb.

Answer 6

Because i learnt them at school and books

Hahahha

Answer 7

Because they had too much to drink the night before.

Answer 8

The only one that doesn't make any sense is, "I could care less!". It should be, "I couldn't care less!" "I could care less!" means you do care. "I couldn't care less!" means you don't care.

Answer 9

Why is it stupid. If I were you, I'd chill. :)

Answer 10

"No offense!" What the bloody hell does that mean???