The Majesty of Integrity
lol, Kidding. More like:
Forrestino Bean Burrito
Big Man Chicken: Bawk, bak buck buck
Forrest of the Tyrannosaurus
Lackdog to Zschaqilack to Lack Attack: The military history of Forrest Lackey AKA L,A,C,K,E,Y, M,O,U,S,Eeeeeee...Lackey Mouse-Lackey MOUSE!!!
"They call him Lackey, Lackey, Lackey, slower than lightning, no one you see, is weirder than heee" and Laaaackeeeeeyyy:The E-4 Collie destined to pull the 1SG's little Timmy out of the well that the ***#@$ combat eengineer squadron REFUSES to close up. :(
or, more realistically-
Why is it raining penises? Story of the maligned victims and unsung heros of Vilseck-a-lot.