Because these so called "Pokemans" are an abomination to God. Our lord and savior Jesus Christ made the beautiful country of America and I am not gonna let some Communist Japs ruin it by poisoning our youth. I fought in Viet-goddamn-Nam. I kept them communist japs out of this beautiful country and I will not let these Satanic Pokemans ruin it. We should all celebrate God and the beautiful country he has created for us the way it is. If capitalism is so bad, why did Jesus invent it? Its cuz we in America protecting our beautiful lands from all of our enemies. The japanese, commies, jews, those goddamn muslims. We are a great and proud nation. Pokeman are satanic and made to spy on our children.
America is so beautiful, that if it had genitals. I would suck it. I love America and Jesus so much its kinda gay actually. Anyway, back to the pokeman. Pokeman are such an abomination, that they make Ted Cruz look like goddamn beautiful man. I hate these pokeman and I hate these Japanese. I also hate russiang and commies. I hate anyone that is not a beautiful white American. I hope I have answered your quesetion here.
HAIL SATAN!!! Also Im gay and I think men are cute.