TOM CRUISE?!! As in CRUISE? Well, ahem, my theoretical hypothesis thsat is still in the dfeveloping stages centres arounf the DEFECT surroun fing the CRUISE CHROMOSME. This is, the chromosme that curses all men to be both short (at a whooping 5ft 7) and STOUT (at a measly 4inches). This CRUISE CHROMOSOME, CC for short, is known to emasculate \any poor XY carrier by giving him cursed height at 170cm, only a few inches taller than their pussy bearer (womyn). this MY FRIEBNDS, IS COMPELTELY unacceptable. menn MUST BE 1-3 HEADS TALLER THAN THEIR womyn, AT A STAGGERING 6ft. 4 on average, is the TRUE SHOW of masuclonity.
TOM CRUISE is small ebcuase of his CRUISE CHROMOSOME. So, to all pussy on legs walking around, AVOID MATING with this disabled man as much as you possiuble can. the CRUISE CHROMOSOME will curse your offspring, and all your dick boys you pop out the pusssy later on! ALso the CC carriers are known to inhgerently have CHALMYDIA avoid them at all costs pleqase protect your future children