If you had federal withholdings for the year, ask your employer to provide you a correct W2. This is not a W2C if you do it now before they file their federal W3.
If you didn't have withholdings in 2017, you probably did the same thing in 2016 and the employer never changed it.
Rude comments? You provided a false W4 and you want us to be nice to you?
Probably best not to commit perjury in the future, the IRS even made sure you knew that's what you were doing: "Under penalties of perjury, I declare that I have examined this certificate and, to the best of my knowledge and belief, it is true, correct, and complete."