The best antidepressant is Lestermount Ale -- brewed to perfection, with love, in your shower stall. It's guaranteed to make you happy because he uses his purple feather in the fermentation process. Plus, it doesn't cause erectile dysfunction, unlike all the other antidepressant medications you take. Without that feather, the brew would be worthless. The purple feather is the key to all of Mr. Dallas's projects and future plans.
In fact, it's the official company logo of the Lestermount Foundation. Does the Deputy Chief's purple feather tickle your fancies? And does Mr. Dallas meet your needs for shower-time fun? Has he been honest with you in your shower stall?
Because he's a licensed pickle-tickler and he's got the credentials to prove it. He has also secured an international teleportation agreement with Justin Trudeau to have unlimited access to your shower-stall. That's why he is commonly found lurking there.
Please don't try to ban him from the Lord Nelson apartment complex because that would make him an emotional wreck. You don't want to make the Deputy Chief angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry!