Who is this poem about?
so cute that if she were a dinosaur she'd be a cute-ceratops (or a cute-osaurus rex). her best friend would be a cute-icorn.
so cute that when she flies internationally (or: when she goes through customs), she has to declare her cuteness.
so cute that hallmark tried to buy the rights to her image
so cute that in high school she was always getting busted for public displays of cuteness
so cute keebler elves made her their mascot
so cute she's cuter than a gnome battling a thunderstorm with a cocktail umbrella
so cute she's cuter than a smurf using a cocktail umbrella
so cute she's cuter than an army of ants carrying something 40 times their weight
... like a puppy!
so cute that spiders won't even bite her
So cute that she holds the Guinness World Book record for cuteness, beating out a baby seal and a miniature horse wearing tiny sneakers
She's so cute that zoologists tried to raise her by hand
So cute that when she was a baby other babies around her stopped even trying to be cute, because what's the point, that's how cute she is
She's so cute that if she were walking an adorable puppy down the street people would stop the puppy to play with her!
so cute she could wear a coat made of baby seals and Peta wouldn't even spray her with ketchup.
Cuter than the face a baby makes when dreaming about breastfeeding
Cuter than a baby dreaming about puppies wearing sweaters. And not just any puppies but labradoodles