How about a few nice quotes from Harold Camping?
"When September 6, 1994 arrives, no one else can become saved. The end has come."
"This is what the bible teaches! This is fact! May 21, 2011 is the day of the rapture, it is the day that judgment day begins."
"Thus we must realize that October 21, 2011 will be the final day of this world's existence."
He has finally shut up.