What am I facing in court?

Earlier today I was in a 30 story building, and was in the elevator on the way down to the lobby. There was another guy in the elevator. I said to the guy: "Guess what?" And the guy said "What?" And I farted. Then the guy said "That's it I am calling the police." And he did,... show more Earlier today I was in a 30 story building, and was in the elevator on the way down to the lobby.

There was another guy in the elevator.

I said to the guy: "Guess what?"

And the guy said "What?"

And I farted.

Then the guy said "That's it I am calling the police."

And he did, and the police were already waiting for me in the lobby when the elevator doors opened.

I was arrested and booked into the Richmond City Jail and released on a $500 dollar bond.

I have a court date next month. What am I facing in court?
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