How to servive prison? Gang warts involved?

I am in prison for stealing too many rice omelets. I also stole some mint humbugs which I have with me now, because i am in a very stressful dilemma: i am in a gang and the big boss explains to my brain that i must steal a can of beans for him, and I will die if i doesn't. What to do? The security gourd tells me that he can set me free into the wild if I pay him, but i have no monies or even just a small handkercheif to give him so im stuck here in sadness and cold. Help, I charge you, stay you imperfect speakers! Anyways this has gone on far to long the poynt is hELP please, am scared as jesus and am gonna die NOOOOO!!!

Update:

I am dead. He killd me and stol my humbugs

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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago
    Best Answer

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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    In a video game world. Um... You can explore the woods if you die you get more lives. Have fun.

  • 2 years ago

    How would a prisoner use their phones? You're a troll they won't EVER be allowed. Goodbye.

    • Jeste2 years agoReport

      I'm gong to DIE becuz of u ur an assdick peepee face

  • Clive
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    Hello, silly little troll. Get a life.

    • Jeste2 years agoReport

      GURRRR AOOGHA get Off my BrIDGE u DiCK

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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    tose security gourds can squash the stuffing out of you.

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