How to servive prison? Gang warts involved?

I am in prison for stealing too many rice omelets. I also stole some mint humbugs which I have with me now, because i am in a very stressful dilemma: i am in a gang and the big boss explains to my brain that i must steal a can of beans for him, and I will die if i doesn't. What to do? The security gourd tells... show more I am in prison for stealing too many rice omelets. I also stole some mint humbugs which I have with me now, because i am in a very stressful dilemma: i am in a gang and the big boss explains to my brain that i must steal a can of beans for him, and I will die if i doesn't. What to do? The security gourd tells me that he can set me free into the wild if I pay him, but i have no monies or even just a small handkercheif to give him so im stuck here in sadness and cold. Help, I charge you, stay you imperfect speakers! Anyways this has gone on far to long the poynt is hELP please, am scared as jesus and am gonna die NOOOOO!!!
Update: I am dead. He killd me and stol my humbugs
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