I want, more than anything, to be a great Nostalgia Critic style reviewer?
More than anything I want to be a Nostalgia Critic style reviewer. I feel like it's something I'd be VERY good at, to the point where I dream of being paid to do it someday. But before, I start...A few things.
1) How do I make these videos? What camera is best (I want one that's cheap but can handle some special effects) What video editor should i use? once I get the editor, how do I incorporate the movie clips?
2) I plan on being a character for the show, Which option should I choose?
1#: I dress up as a Hunnic warrior, in replica Hunnic armor, and occasionally use Hunnic weapons like Scythian axes/Compound Bows to destroy DvDs of awful movies. I sometimes make jokes with references to Hunnic history like "I'd rather nose bleed to death than sit through 5 more minutes of this abomination!" and "You'd be better off denying my crew tribute than saying "yes" to a viewing of this monstrosity". when i get REALLY pissed at a movie, I start swearing/insulting it in Hungarian
2#: I dress up in a Daredevil Mask, Hawkeye hoodie, and carry a machete which a destory ad movies with. I occasionally "talk" to comic book characters (I pretend to call them on the phone and have some other guy voice them), action figures, animated characters e.t.c, whio often show resentment towards characters in movies ripping them off, disgracing their name, or going against things they like. My negative is Negadoc, a demon dressed in a tux, black sunglasses, a Freddy Krueger glove and fedora, who is my complete opposite. He seeks to turn humanity's mind to mush by bringing about overrated movies to make them dumber. I also have a team of helpers including a little Gorilla puppet named Sully, (voiced by someone else), a female rocker with rage built up from criticism of her taste a perverted former children's video game character named Chuckles the Happy Dragon.
3) how is this list for movies I'll review?
High School Musical
High School Musical 2
High School Musical 3
Super Baby Geniuses 2
Scooby Doo-The Movie
Quest for Camelot
The Lion, Witch and Wardrobe (In the review, I state that i like it but it is stupid)
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
Max Keeble's Big Move
Spy Kids 3
A Cinderella Story
Snakes on a Train
Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Kicking and Screaming
Elf (I say it is one of Ferrell's better films, but a Ferrell film nonetheless)
Battlefield Earth (I consider it to be "so bad it's amazing' and it's one of my fave movies because of this)
Madden 10 (Special video game review)
A Kid in King Arthur's Court
The Country Bears
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Herbie: Fully Loaded
Return to Neverland
Land of the Lost
The Last Airbender
Bridge to Terrabithia
Christmas with the Kranks
Agent Cody Banks
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London
Alex Rider-The Movie
The Tooth Fairy
Race to Witch Mountain Remake
Batman and Robin
Jingle All the Way
The Santa Clause 3
xXx: State of the Union
Are We There Yet?
Cheaper by the Dozen
Cheaper by the Dozen 2
Alien v.s Predator: Reqiuem
Spy Kids 4D: All the Time in the World
Blair Witch Project 2
Mission Impossible III
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
The Devil Inside
Fred: The Movie
Fred 3: Camp Fred
The Last Day of Summer
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Sqeuakuel
The Hunger Games (Please don't kill me)
The Sandlot 2
Happily N'ever After
Hoodwinked (See Chronicles of Narnia)
Alex Rider: Stormbreaker
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (See Battlefield Earth)
The Three Musketeers
Pirates of the Carribean (The whole series...Again, please don't kill me.)
Friday the 13th (Remake)
Any more suggestions for bad movies?
So yeah, please answer all these questions.
- Anonymous4 years agoFavorite Answer
Remember... don't be too much like the nostalgia critic. People who base their channels off others to much tend to get more hate, but still subs and views by the smacker, don't worry. XD
1) A normal, HD camera on a tripod. Get someone to get the tripod to follow you or wherever you want it to, etc and script out all the episodes for the camera man, yourself and any other crew you get or hire with money, etc. The best editors are paid. I user moviemaker. Its simple, common but its pretty basic and you can't do much with it. You can narrate, webcam, cut/split/durate clips, add titles, colour titles, colour title backgrounds, add (one fonted) annotations, credits, etc.
2) LOL, I think number 2#. It just cracks me up. Maybe you could still add the swearing in hungarian bit with him though as a bonus, or combine the two? :)
Baby Geniuses- Hm, nostalgia critics reviewed this, but if you want.
High School Musical- Sure.
High School Musical 2- SURE.
High School Musical 3 They made a third one? -_-
Super Baby Geniuses 2 Again, if you want, but Nostalgia critic reviewed this and it isn't AS bad apparently, so I'm probably less enthusastic about THIS one...
Scooby Doo-The Movie Ok.
Sky High- I haven't actually seen this, but people seem to like it.
Push- Haven't seen it.
Good Burger- Haven't seen it.
Quest for Camelot- Haven't seen it.
Zoom- Haven't seen it.
Bedtime Stories- I thought this was boring but its not bad.
Grown Ups- Haven't seen it.
The Lion, Witch and Wardrobe (In the review, I state that i like it but it is stupid)- No! You'd get so much hate and everyone likes it! Noone else thinks it stupid! If you want an alternative, review the later movies of the lion, witch and wardrobe. They pale in comparison to their counterpart books. Not the first one though. DEFINITLEY NOT the first one!
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle- Haven't seen it.
Max Keeble's Big Move- Haven't seen it.
Spy Kids 3- Haven't seen it.
A Cinderella Story- Haven't seen it.
Epic Movie- Ok, but this made me crack up when I was 7. (Yep, I saw it when I was 7. Don't question me. XD)
Disaster Movie- First rated worst movie on the imdb? Why not?
Snakes on a Train- Haven't seen.
Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer- Haven't seen, but it sounds wierd. o.o
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl- Not seen.
Kicking and Screaming- Not seen.
Elf (I say it is one of Ferrell's better films, but a Ferrell film nonetheless) You can't just complain about a movie based on the characters. People actually like this movie. I wouldn't like you to review it. :P
Click- Nah, clicks cool.
Van Helsing- Haven't seen.
Battlefield Earth (I consider it to be "so bad it's amazing' and it's one of my fave movies because of this)- Haha, sure.
We're Back!- Haven't seen.
Madden 10 (Special video game review)- Haven't... played?
A Kid in King Arthur's Court- haven't seen
Rebound- haven't seen
Transmorphers- Nostalgia critic has already reviewed this and in the long run... transformers isn't actually that worthy of a bad review. Maybe not this time. :)
North- Haven't seen.
I can't fit anymore into my answer. Sorry.
But I suggest the live action version of pinnochio. *Shudder* Its rated 2.3/10 or something.