Would you rather?

Would you rather? a) be able to fart and smell your farts whenever you want at will, be able to pick at your skin and zits and not have them visible to others and have as many to pop as you want whenever, be able to eat nonstop 24/7 without gaining weight and having body of a supermodel with the appetite of a... show more Would you rather?

a) be able to fart and smell your farts whenever you want at will, be able to pick at your skin and zits and not have them visible to others and have as many to pop as you want whenever, be able to eat nonstop 24/7 without gaining weight and having body of a supermodel with the appetite of a starving African child and the satisfaction of a thanksgiving doze eyed cozy, and have the power to create an entire new reality that makes you so happy there are not words in human to describe it and live for 1000 years, OR

B) be a billionaire, live a fake life, live forever, but be depressed beyond recognition. BUT at the end of eternity you get a surprise that allows you to unlock your imagination/life to be even better than what you could do with option A (lsd molly coke ++++ trip times infinity) AND discover your passions in life as well at the end of the first eternity. But the entire time you live with extreme chronic pain like someone knocking your skull into your guts?
But with the chance to eliminate the pain if you pass a test at the end of eternity if you fail you Burn in hell forever

Please answer and reply with another would you rather scenario thanks!

Ugg I need a better would you rather scenario this one stinks