How do Alaskans practice safe sex?

They make sure the moose is dead and no longer kicking before coitus.

Why do Alaskans refuse to bang moose from behind? Because, how are they supposed to kiss them afterwards?

3 Answers

  • 3 years ago
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    Alaska's such a weird place. Like detached from both Canada and the lower 48 at the same time.

    They do a lot of crazy stuff up there, unemployment's high, so is the cost of living, murder rate, suicide rate and incidence of felons.

    In short, Alaskans don't practice any sex considered safe.


  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    Alaska Bush People. HANG DONG EDITION

  • 3 years ago

    did you get dumped again

    fancy bring rejected by your own hand

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