How do i become a Mc-ninja. I want the easy and fast road to becoming a ninja. any suggestions?

2 Answers

  • Anonymous
    3 years ago
    Best Answer

    Join a ninja school run by a 52-year old white guy who has been training for 8 years and could stand to lose 60 lbs. and who speaks rudimentary Japanese. Said teacher probably doesn't enter tournaments since the techniques taught are too lethal for sport combat, yet are perfectly functional to use against dummies with watermelons for heads to demonstrate sword skills. Don't forget his XXXL-sized gi and tabai boots.

  • Samus
    Lv 5
    3 years ago

    Buy a ninja costume. Boom. Ninja.

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