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anonymous asked in PetsRodents · 4 years ago

A friend looked after my gerbil over the weekend. When he returned the gerbil, I noticed a faint smell of human feces. What should I do?

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  • 4 years ago
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    How much time do you spend with your nose buried in asscracks that you are able to tell the difference between human and animal feces?

    You should save your mustache because it most likely where the scent is coming from. If your friend had some something with your gerbil, you would have saw it while you were sniffing his B-hole.

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    • RICHARD
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      4 years agoReport

      Assuming you take 1 day off a week to recuperate, you are spending an hour and a half a day with your nose buried in ********. I'm surprised you haven't run into this situation before.

      Here is a tip: If you loan your gerbil out and it comes back declawed, you have reason to be suspisious.

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  • 4 years ago

    You're friends with Richard Gere?

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  • 4 years ago

    rim him and see if it tastes like gerbil

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