Please help I'm new to these computers. How many condoms should I put on my computer to protect it from viruses.?
My grandson just bought me a Dell computer and I keep getting messages that my computer is unprotected. I wanna practice safe internet browsing.
- nunjahLv 54 years agoFavorite Answer
One should suffice. Make sure u put it right at the end of your internet cable,before you plug it into the computer. That would normally protect you from all kinds of viruses and also saves you lots of money that you would spend on an antivirus, which is not as efficient as the condom
- 4 years ago
I'M SCREECHING. Okay, first of all, cover the screen with a certain type of lotion which helps piles (which normally end up on the human anus or computer screen). Then, grab a condom, cut it in half and cover the keyboard. I use thick condoms. Grab another condom and place it over the screen and try not the rip it. Add about 5 stretchy condoms over the screen of the computer. Then, the mouse is very sensitive, so I suggest three condoms resting on top of the mouse. Don't tickle/rub the mouse too hard, or this may be a very serious problem to worsen the viruses. Good luck!
- RichardLv 74 years ago
Hahaha.. Yeah I used to think the same , but now I I let the world wide web ride it bare back!
- ERICKANIZEDLv 54 years ago
Har har har