there once was a lady name Mary Jo?

she wore short nightgowns with doggies on them, she breaks vacuum cleaners and rides a tractor in the summer. she tells the cat to get go and god damn it and she has a vacuum collection in her basement and she gets pissed when you leave the lights on and also she loves yardsales and has morals and opinions of a hillbilly

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago
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    Wonderful story. I'm totally gonna tell my kid that as a bed time story.

  • 5 years ago

    I like her already. Show me a picture of Mary Jo.

  • David
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    ...who went for a ride with a shmoe.

    He drove after drink,

    and let the car sink,

    and she died in a watery woe.

    (i.e. Mary Jo Kopechne)

  • Angela
    Lv 5
    5 years ago

    I don't care.

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  • 5 years ago

    Is she on meth?

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