there once was a lady name Mary Jo?
she wore short nightgowns with doggies on them, she breaks vacuum cleaners and rides a tractor in the summer. she tells the cat to get go and god damn it and she has a vacuum collection in her basement and she gets pissed when you leave the lights on and also she loves yardsales and has morals and opinions of a hillbilly
- Anonymous5 years agoFavorite Answer
Wonderful story. I'm totally gonna tell my kid that as a bed time story.
- 5 years ago
I like her already. Show me a picture of Mary Jo.
- DavidLv 75 years ago
...who went for a ride with a shmoe.
He drove after drink,
and let the car sink,
and she died in a watery woe.
(i.e. Mary Jo Kopechne)
- AngelaLv 55 years ago
I don't care.
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- ElizabethLv 75 years ago
Is she on meth?